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I picked Ed up at the bar where I work. He kind of reminded me of friends my parents have. He was attractive but he just had that look of a dad. Checked the left hand; no wedding ring. Perfect. I started talking and flirting. It took me two hours to wear him down but he finally gave me his name to “Facebook”. Clearly this was a desperate attempt to look hip and cool with the kids on his part. I played along and friended him later that night anyway. We started talking.

About a week later he agreed to meet me for drinks when I was done working one night.

Now, the only reason I picked him up is because I have a sexual bucket list of sorts and the “sexy dad fantasy” is definitely on there. My only reason for talking to him was to sleep with him. I am not ready to play stepmom to his daughter or deal with an ex-wife. Strictly a hit it and quit it situation. So when we met for drinks, the plan was to get him liquored up enough that he wouldn’t be able to drive home and would conveniently spend the night at my place. Mission accomplished. After the bar, we sat on my couch talking. And talking. And more talking. And finally it was five o’clock in the morning,

I was exhausted, and he still hadn’t made a move. He was getting up to leave when he started playing the “I want to kiss you but I’m scared so I’ll start talking more and dancing awkwardly at the door” game.

I was at the end of my patience. I just looked at him and said “You’re a thirty-three year old, grown man and you’re scared to kiss a twenty-one year old?”

He laughed and finally kissed me. Then we started making out. So I shut the door and dragged him into my bedroom. And hit my bed. And clothes came off. And then it happened. He couldn’t get an erection.
“Sorry, it happens sometimes when I’m really tired and it’s six o’clock in the morning. I’ve been up for twenty four hours.”

Alright, I can understand that. Now it’s just a challenge. I’m competitive about this kind of thing so I was intrigued. Bowling date two nights from now? Sure! Because I will have you, Ed.

I will have you.

-That’s What She Said

Submitted by EZRyder